The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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the power to beathe

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to bleed on command

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!