To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to eat soap.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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the ability to type slower.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to have a power

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The power to start time.

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!