The ability to levitate birds

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!