The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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to be shitty

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The ability to like this post

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!