The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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the power to like charlie

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!