- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

the power to tolerate alex simpson

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

The power to shoot iron from your blood

The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

The power of being pointless

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

shit and piss at the same time

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

Pointless Super Powers