the power to eat with your butt

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to troll.

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to not care.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!