The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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the power to talk backwards

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The power of making your tits smaller

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!