- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

shit and piss at the same time

the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

the power not eat more than one pringel.

The power to smell farts from miles away

the ability to give a potato an orgasm

The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

power to fart through your mouth

The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

The power to obtain money, by going to work

the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

swear words -jesse

thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

Having the power to stand still

the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

Pointless Super Powers