The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power drown in water

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to fart tear gas

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!