the power to go slower than a snail :l

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Nipple Radar.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to be a woman

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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to be shitty

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to eat soap.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!