The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to smell thoughts.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to read terms and conditions

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!