The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to never get drunk

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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the power of being yourself

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to turn into random objects

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!