The power to get arrested

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!