- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

The power to poop whenever you want.

the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

The power to see through things that are invisible.

The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

the power to kill yourself

Pointless Super Powers