to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to touch your toes

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to lock open doors

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to become famous on vine

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!