The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to sneeze scissors

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!