- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to speak only one language

The power to grow your nails longer

the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

The power to grow one wing

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

The power to die everytime you pee

The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

The power to mind reeds

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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the power to see when the lights are on

The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

The power to write a country song

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

Pointless Super Powers