the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to take a s*** on people

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!