- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to smell colors

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power of learning

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

The power to turn into a pebble

The power to die using only your mind.

The Power To Lick My Own Penis

The power to smash people's heads in with things.

shit and piss at the same time

Pointless Super Powers