- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

power to fart through your mouth

The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

swear words -jesse

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

Having the power to stand still

the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The ability to evolve into magickarp

The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

The power to bread toast!

The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

Pointless Super Powers