The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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swear words -jesse

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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Having the power to stand still

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to bread toast!

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!