The power drown in water

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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To pee standing up.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to stand still for five hours

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the power to itch your teeth

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to lose this power.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!