The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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Acid tears.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!