The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to freeze ice

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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the power of being yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!