The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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the power to kill yourself

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to close your nose

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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to die when you are happy

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!