The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The ability to change races.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!