Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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the ability to become black.

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!