The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

The power to vote in a republican democracy.

The power to suck your own dick

The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

The ability to not be Batman

The power to die when you change emotions

The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

The power to breathe oxygen.

The power to live.

The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

The power to have knowledge of your power.

The power to jump 1 inch higher.

The power of telepathy but only when you alone

the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

The power to make food slightly smaller.

constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

The power to see your neck without a mirror

The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!