The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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to die when you are happy

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!