Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to bleed on command

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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the power to itch your teeth

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to have hindsight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!