The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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the power to beathe

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The power to turn into random objects

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!