The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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the power to jerk off

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to stop existing.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!