To be able to generate cancer at will

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The ability to part...hair.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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Taekwondo

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to not see ads

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!