The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to have a power

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to start time.

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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the power to eat when your hungry

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to drown on land.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!