The power to turn into birdseed

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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Third armpit.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!