- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to turn into an embryo

The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

the power to get drunk you are needed

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

The power to talk without a tongue

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

The power to be called justin bieber

The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

the powre to spel

The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

The power to chew with your tongue

The power of attracting fired bullets

the power to make pointless superpowers

Pointless Super Powers