The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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the power to not finish your

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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32% Levitation.

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The power to pee poop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!