The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to control sloths

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to see forever

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to speak only one language

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!