The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to freeze ice

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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the power to like charlie

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!