The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to be stupid

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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the power to jerk off

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!