The power to vomit through your anus.

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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the power to write only the letter R

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to not see ads

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The power to change your emotions at will

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!