the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The ability to swim in water.

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the power to write only the letter R

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!