- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

The power of women's rights.

understanding every language only if you get insulted

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The power to shit brix, No wait.

the power to shit with your mouth

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

the power to sneeze cum

The power to never get drunk

The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

The power to start time.

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

Pointless Super Powers