The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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the power to kill yourself

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The ability to not be Batman

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The ability to levitate birds

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!