The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!