the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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to spelle caretly

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!