The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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the power to fly while under water

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!