The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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the powre to spel

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!