the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to be dead

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!