The power to smell poo...

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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the power to in power your self

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to control dodos

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to see air

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The power to read terms and conditions

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!