The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power drown in water

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to have a power.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to read your own mind.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to speak only one language

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!