- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

The power to start time.

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

The ability to not have a super power.

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

the power to make thin air that is harmless

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

The power to never get drunk

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

the power to kill plants in a desert.

the ability to constantly have the fever

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

The power to communicate with applesauce.

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

Pointless Super Powers