The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!