The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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the ability to command watermelons

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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the power to jerk off

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!