the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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X ray vision on chairs

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power... to move you.

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to become a llama.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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the ability to post here

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!