The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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solar powered night-vision

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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the power to shit bricks

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the ability to talk to humans

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to have no powers

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!