The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The ability to part...hair.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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Taekwondo

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!