The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to waste money

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to never get drunk

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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the power to youtube poop

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The power to attract bullets.

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!