The power to grow one wing

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to fall up.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!