The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

The power to have pointless superpowers

thumb_up thumb_down -34

The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

thumb_up thumb_down +153

swear words -jesse

thumb_up thumb_down +137

the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

thumb_up thumb_down +137

The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

thumb_up thumb_down +135

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

thumb_up thumb_down +133

The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

thumb_up thumb_down +129

The power to shit without squinting.

thumb_up thumb_down +125

The power to see where light is not present.

thumb_up thumb_down +123

The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

thumb_up thumb_down +123

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

thumb_up thumb_down +121

The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

thumb_up thumb_down +119

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

thumb_up thumb_down +115

the power to send text messages while driving

thumb_up thumb_down +113

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

thumb_up thumb_down +109

The power to smell like body odor at will

thumb_up thumb_down +107

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

thumb_up thumb_down +107

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

thumb_up thumb_down +105

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

thumb_up thumb_down +103

the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

thumb_up thumb_down +103

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

thumb_up thumb_down +101

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

thumb_up thumb_down +99

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

thumb_up thumb_down +99

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!