- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

The power to have a atomic fart

The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

the power to write on cellophane

Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

to make asians smart

The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

The power to fart tear gas

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

The ability to de-carbonate soda

The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

The ability to eat anything except for food

the power to control your own body movements

the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

The power to stick your head up your ass

The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

Pointless Super Powers